do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day
When bae #2 puts a pic of you up on instagram
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
Drivers these days.
"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder